mermaid-princess-slut said: kitty! what’s she called? she’s my cousin’s cat, I don’t think she has name yet.
mermaid-princess-slut said: now you must summon satan. way ahead of you. I’ve been preparing for this moment quite some time. 667 now though; I must summon the neighbor of the beast
sketchythought: traceexcalibur: a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
who’s going? I want to meet you, if possible. Favorite time of the year.
zackisontumblr: if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going
I have 666 followers \m/
Anonymous asked: so... you have a big fucking dick eh?
babeeface said: whos shawn camp? Shawn Camp is a pitcher on my favorite team the Chicago Cubs who keeps costing them games; every one he’s put into, seemingly. Can’t stand to see him pitch.
Shawn Camp can suck my big fucking dick
So my mom is half-drunk and going through a photo album full of pictures from back in the day of wrestlers her and my aunt used to hob-knob with and let me tell you: Hearing your mother say “I made his dick when I walked by” twice is two times too many.